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PostSubject: Just For Fun: Invent the Stupidest Fanon Theories   Just For Fun: Invent the Stupidest Fanon Theories Icon_minitimeTue Aug 06, 2019 5:59 pm

Okay, as it seems like it's a bit slow around here, how about we have a bit of fun and come up with the stupidest fanon theories we can think of?! I'll start:

- The entire "Jurassic" franchise is just Jophery's hallucination as he's being munched in the raptor cage.

- Roland helped Ajay fake his own death to become a super-popular Bollywood singer.

- Udesky, Cooper and Nash were identical twins.  Razz

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- The Spinosaurus in Jurassic Park 3 is a hybrid, but it doesn't actually have any dinosaur DNA. It's merely a Crocodile/Swordfish/Ostrich hybrid that was given a buttload of growth hormones.

- Wu spliced some of his own DNA into both the Indominus and Indoraptor just for sh#ts and giggles, hence the thumbs on both animals.

- Owen is a furry.

- After surviving the Pteranodon attack, Billy went back and found one of the raptor eggs and took it with him. He hatched and raised it at home and, a few years after the events of JP3, it grew to full size and ended up eating him.

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@Tyrant Lizard wrote:

- After surviving the Pteranodon attack, Billy went back and found one of the raptor eggs and took it with him. He hatched and raised it at home and, a few years after the events of JP3, it grew to full size and ended up eating him.

LOL! Laughing Poor Billy, he just can't catch a break...
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I am not a fan of the "Spinosaurus was another Indominus before the Indominus" fan theory.

Hate that retcon.

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