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PostSubject: Jokes and Stories Plus   Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:20 pm

The plus stands for bathroom fixtures and appliances.

Anyways, share anything you find humorous here!
Here's my quick contribution;

Last night I was watching TLW in the living room, while admiring my Bull T. Rex I own. Next thing I know, I wake up hugging the rex like a toddler and his teddy bear. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Stories Plus   Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:54 pm

Here's my joke.

Did you hear about how Frankenstein's appearance in the Christmas commercial?

It made no...Franken-sense.

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