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PostSubject: You Wake Up and ____   Sat Jun 11, 2016 3:10 pm

Same rules as the old thread.

You wake up and Godzilla is stomping towards your house/apartment/mansion/wherever you live.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:05 am

Bake cookies!

You wake up surrounded in dogs.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:48 am

Yay! Puppies!!!! I love puppies! Very Happy 

You wake up and there's a my little pony in your bed.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 16, 2016 4:05 pm

I dont know, but I wont engage in sexual activities with said pony. Razz

You wake up and you have a pet dragon.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:23 pm

That salesman lied to me about that dragon replant! I'm allergic to..to...ACHOO!

You wake up and you are a lobster living in a fish tank at a fancy restaurant.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:23 pm

EDIT: Ahh! I've been ninja'd!

Bust the glass and get the heck out of there, pinchy-pinchy style.

You wake up and your head is on backwards.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 16, 2016 9:44 pm

I die bc I have a snapped neck.

You wake up and find out that you have become Superman.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:45 pm

I engage in massive orgies to have some "super" sex.

You wake up and all humans are dead, dinosaurs have taken over.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:57 pm

I stay in the house until there's no time left and i have to SLAY ALL THE DINOS

You wake up and 95% of the Earth's surface is without water.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:13 pm

I learn to drink my pee.

You wake up to someone rubbing salt on your open wound.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:25 pm

I scream, undoubtedly.

You wake up and someone stole your milk! D:

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:49 pm

Phone the SAS.

You wake up and walk into a bar.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:51 pm

I ask for some lemonade.

You wake up and deal with it. Cool

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:14 pm

You wake up and find out that you are in the sequel of "The Last Airbender" and you can't get out of your contract.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:22 pm

I kill myself.

You wake up and you are a bee
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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:51 pm

I get a part in Bee Movie.

You wake up and you are the opposite gender/sex.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:57 pm

... you don't want to know what I'd do. Razz

You wake up, and Kanye West is president of the United States.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:33 am

This happens:



You wake up and you have scissors for hands!

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:55 pm

Go hiking!

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:38 pm

Bump

You wake up and you're made of gingerbread!

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Tue Jul 10, 2018 2:45 pm

Try not to eat myself

You wake up and stegoceratops rule the earth

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:12 pm

I see Godzilla eating them as his prey.


You wake up and see a large grumpy dragon glaring at you.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:23 pm

I give him some prozac.

You wake up and find a xenomorph facehugger on your face.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:45 am

Get that thing removed ASAP

You wake up and find yourself in the middle of the woods with no idea how you got there.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:54 am

@TheRexMan22 wrote:
Get that thing removed ASAP

You wake up and find yourself in the middle of the woods with no idea how you got there.



I find my way out.



You wake up and you see that you are in Neil Breen's newest movie.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:42 am

I take the $200 I made from the film and buy 150 tacos from Taco Bell.

You wake up to find out you're facing The Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match at King Of the Ring 1996.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:11 pm

How the heck did I time travel?

You wake up to discover a pizza sitting on your nightstand.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 11, 2018 2:30 pm

Yay, free Pizza!

You wake up and discover you are floating in the middle of the ocean, with no land in sight.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:24 pm

Welp, time to pick a direction and swim.

You wake up only to find out you never woke up.

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PostSubject: Re: You Wake Up and ____   Wed Jul 18, 2018 1:18 am

I hold my breath and wake up for real this time.

You wake up and discover the Indoraptor in your room.

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