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PostSubject: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:45 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:16 pm

Welcome, my lords, to Isengard!!!! Oops, I mean Les Gigantes. I'll be your server for the evening, (and the next evening. and the evening after that) and this is my assistant, Link, who is the cook!
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:11 pm

Hello.

I am the bartender.

I am your man.

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...just order a bloody drink.

And stay the hell away from the waitress if you value your sanity.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:12 am

Welcome! *Punch*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:53 am

Welcome, I am the officer around so no trouble making Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:56 pm

Welcome! I own ta place, so no arguin with me! WAITRESS, GIMME A DR PEPPER!

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:58 pm

Pokes, you talk to me like that, you're never gonna get a Dr. Pepper. Try again. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:23 pm

FINE! Can I have a Dr Pepper please?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:36 pm

Sure.
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Here ya go!

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:39 pm

Im bored. *sips drink* I need to build a parking place for my airship

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:01 pm

Bored. Tempted to "sample" our alcohol.

Must not. Employee agreement stated I would not drink the beer.

Eh, what the hell. Bob won't miss a few glasses.

*sip*

Eugh. Jesus H Christ, where does he buy this crap? *throws the bottle away*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:51 pm

Waitress, I'll have a root beer float please, extra root beer! Oh, wait. Haha, I AM the waitress.
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:56 pm

School annoys me.... *sees drink is empty* Another round please? I wish all these politics would go away. They are so annoying...

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:30 pm

Alright, I've decided that Link and I will be in charge of getting all food items, and Theta with the drinks. Although if Theta isn't there, I suppose I might. If you ask nicely Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:04 pm

I'll have a bag of pretzels and a Milky Bar Crushems milkshake please Very Happy Oh and a crumpet with marmite :3
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:29 pm

Since IMC is... somewhere that is not here at the moment, I shall take it upon myself to deliver these items of edible wealth to your eager palms, good sir.

Here you go. Don't make a mess. Buggar off back to your stupid little table.

And now to play awesome music over the loudspeakers... *inserts "Eduard Khil - I'm So Glad Cause I'm Finally Returning Home" into the music machine*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:38 pm

Sorry. And Theta, don't insult the customers. Its considered bad form. And turn off that infernal noise! NOW!
*changes music machine to "The Black Rider" from TFotR*
Ah...That's better.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:37 pm

Someone should stock this joint with a pair of earplugs or twenty. *covers ears*

Anyone wants a drink, write it on the bar or something.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:00 pm

Oh, hush. You know it's an awesome track. You're just intimidated by the sheer epicness.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:24 pm

Usually, tracks that are epic enough to intimidate me don't send negative comments out of my mouth.

Now be quiet and get back to being a waitress.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:33 pm

Well, nobody is ordering food, so I've got nothing to do. And whatever you do, DON'T change the music. Or you will die. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:35 pm

*Replaces the LotR disc with one that plays loud, ear-splitting static over the speakers*

Much better.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:53 pm

*punches Theta out*
NO!!!! LotR music is mine! My own! My....precioussssss....Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:57 pm

*picks self up*

Why I still have this job while she's around is beyond any grasp of my mind.

I keep telling her, "IMC, tone it down on the frigging epic music for ONE DAY", "IMC, turn the Dang music off", "IMC, for the love of christ turn that down".

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:05 pm

@Theta Rex wrote:
*Replaces the LotR disc with one that plays loud, ear-splitting static over the speakers*
Uh HUH. Sure. Totally. I'M the one causing deafness.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:09 pm

Whatever... I'm going out the back.

I see a single hobbit out there, and there's gonna hell to pay.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:25 pm

Oh, don't worry...No hobbits here!
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:36 pm

PEOPLE! Put on some JP music for peets sake! Gah, and give me a Dr Pepper please. I just got back from shooting some Spetznaz and African Militia's.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:47 pm

Sure, here's your stupid Dr. Pepper.

Oh and, Poke. I got a call from the African Military Police and the Russian Government. They've put out a 150,000 dollar award for anyone who brings back your head.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:14 pm

Really? Hmmm...I could use some money...
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Theta, did they say dead or alive? Because I don't want to mess this up.

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