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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:14 am

Yes, your dirtiness.

*ducks behind the bar for a moment, then heads back up again*

Here you go, bud. Might I suggest a glass of water to wash off all that pie, too?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:26 am

Hold the water, you need it more than me Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:04 am

Nonsense, we're never gonna run out of this stuff.

*tosses glass of water at CT101*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:02 am

*TDM walks in*

We need some music! *goes to the jukebox in the corner and dusts it off.*




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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:57 am

*Dorian walks in*

Why... is that theme better than the one with Fall Out Boy and Missy Elliot, and why do they exist?

Also this place isn't complete while nobody is on fire

*Sets himself on fire*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:34 am

We wish to remind everyone that the Les Gigantes Bar and Grill does not assume responsibility for any customers that voluntarily light themselves on fire.

God, I missed this place.

...haha. As if.

At least now I'm not getting all these troglodytes slithering up to the bar asking for Dr. Pepper.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:07 pm

Dr. Pepper is gross.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:37 pm

And that is why you really should be the manager around here.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:49 pm

May I have a napkin to clean off this pie?

And may I have a weapon to kill this pie thrower?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:44 pm

Napkins...

*tosses napkin box at Smug*

Bayonets, laser rifles and incendiary grenades... take a riot shield, too.

*shoves all this stuff towards Smug*

But just so you know, I'm the bartender, not the custodian. Any mess you make is yours to clean up.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jun 29, 2016 6:05 pm

That's fine and dandy.

*Cleans off face*

There we are, nice and spiffing.

*Points laser rifle about the room*

NOW WHICH ONE O' YOU LOSERS THREW THE PIES, EH?

*CT101 hides pie behind back*

AHA! Got'chu neow!

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:06 pm

*tosses pie at Smug*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:16 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Fri Aug 19, 2016 9:17 pm

*Outside the sounds of a high revving 454 cubic inch powered jacked up Chevrolet truck does a donut before crushing a Prius as it parks. Later, a cowboy dressed browncoat walks into the fine establishment, opening the entry doors in a typical western style, causing the calm bar to become faintly still. As this cowboy who calls himself T-rex-king walks in, he looks around before asking this simple question*

Anyone saved a pie for me?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Dec 05, 2016 1:02 am

*walks tentatively in*

Halloo . . . ?

*surveys the scene*

Geesh, it looks like it's been unoccupied for . . . years.  No one will mind if I take this, will they?"

*grabs a large keg and leaves the building*

cheers

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:56 pm

*bullet whizzes by Rexman as a warning shot*
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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Dec 31, 2016 8:09 pm

*Facepalms whilst staring at computer*

I DIDNT MEAN TO ADD YOU TO MY FOES LIST

*Sighs and stands from chair*

All these buttons confuse things. Hey, could I have a brandy? I'm hoping to drown my knowledge that too many of the recent posts on this website are by me.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:37 am

*Parks customized Metal Gear Rex*

This is my first time here.

*Eats his meat and cheese lovers pizza.*

Ah yes. This hits that spots. Let me tell ya. This is really good.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:07 pm

*random bottle of brandy flies out from kitchen and bounces off Smug's face*

*bill for Rhedosaurus' meat-and-cheese lovers' pizza (when did we start serving that?) follows it, landing in front of Rhed himself*

Yeah, well I hope you brought the cash to match such a wonderful meal.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:33 pm

OW! That hurt!

*Chugs brandy*

You should have a 'flying alcohol hazard' sign someplace.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:05 pm

*pays for Theta Rex for the pizza*

It was worth every penny.

*Looks around and see the 1980's jukebox from the JPL Bar and Grill* Ah, there it is.

*Inserts quarter*


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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:54 pm

*Turns off Jukebox*

Ech, modern music is LAME. How 'bout we listen to a classic?

*Inserts coin*



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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:42 pm

Yeah, that jukebox is a bit... well, unorthodox.

I mean it came with the bar and grill when we moved in, but after a certain waitress kept nailing the thing shut with LoTR discs crammed inside I packed it up and shoved it into the attic.

After said waitress vanished, I brought it back down and fixed it up, but something about it was... different. I mean... I don't remember there ever being a bloody coin slot on the thing.

Personally I blame Pokes, seeing as like 90% of the problems around here are his fault.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 10, 2017 1:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:10 pm

Good, that means I'm doing my job correctly.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:59 pm

This place still brainwashes people? Ugh, I hate bugs. I'll go to the dev room and try to patch it.

*Pulls secret switch that opens a secret passageway*

I swear we fixed the brainwash glitch already...oh well.

*Enters development room*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jan 11, 2017 12:50 am

"'Scuse me, sir, that area is strictly off-limits. Only the staff may go in there.

*Contemplates this*

"Oh yeah, we ate all the staff. Carry on."  

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:57 am

...well, I know one thing.

I do not remember giving the location of the restricted lever for the very much confidential and not-to-be-entered-under-any-circumstances secret underground development room to a pair of filthy cockwombles halfway down their bottles.

So, under the normal lawful terms laid down upon the founding of this establishment, I should be rushing up to the security room, smashing the door down (because the bloody keyhole is knackered and the key won't fit), grabbing the cattle prod and very kindly showing you the exit at prod-point.

But, since I frankly don't give a rat's arse, and since Pokes doesn't even show up anymore to make sure I'm following the regulations, I'll just sit back and watch you go at it.

Have fun, lads.

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...also the cattle prod went missing months ago.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jan 11, 2017 11:41 am

I'm immune to brainwashing so I don't have a problem.

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Ech, modern music is LAME. How 'bout we listen to a classic?

I agree, 80% of modern music sucks.

*Inserts quarter in 80's jukebox*



Ah, yes. This hits the spot.

*Dances*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:02 pm

What was a doing again? Oh no, it's happening to me too!

*Quickly de-bugs LesGigantesBarGrill.exe*

There, how's that?

*Re-emerges into the Bar & Grill*

Uh oh, the entire menu has changed to different flavours of waffles. Oh well...I'll have seven waffles, please.

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