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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:05 pm

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*ceiling opens up above Rhed, dispensing a ton of salt on the table before him, quickly followed by a tattered French flag*

Argh, frigging junk... fine, I'll make it myself, shall I...

*several minutes of clattering and banging in the kitchen follow*

Sorry for the delay, Mr. Fredosaurus or whatever your name was... here is your order. And the bill too... for this meal and the other seven or so you didn't bother paying for. Enjoy.

*hands Theta Rex 4 $100 bills*

Thanks. Keep the change.


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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:14 pm

*TL walks in*

Hmmmm...

*TL sits down at a small table in the corner and timidly says "Umm...B...barkeep? May I please have a glass of milk?"

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:46 pm

I'm still sitting here after 4 weeks, thank goodness this place has wifi. You guys got Fish & Chips?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:11 pm

Who is serving the drinks in here? It's such a ghost town usually....wait...is it ghosts? Are ghosts running this bar!?

*flees in terror*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:15 pm

So does that mean that dude in the bathroom really was Abraham Lincoln? Or did the homeless guy break in again?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:01 pm

Hey, when the rest of the official management has long since buggered off to perform pantomimes in traffic jams, you take all the help you can get.

Even if most of it comes in the form of wasted hobos and old civil war ghosts.

Anyways... orders coming up sharpish... ish.

*slides an empty glass and a pitcher of milk towards TL*

*dumps a bag of fish and chips in Océane's lap*

Done.

Oh and TDM you cheeky little prick... if I were a ghost, do you think I'd be wasting my afterlife haunting this pisshole?

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:05 pm

Thanks, it tastes suprisingly fresh, considering it's been in the freezer for 11 months.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:09 pm

11 months? Pah... you a milk critic or something?

I bloody hate milk critics.

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:40 pm

*Attempts to pour himself a glass of milk and drops the pitcher, smashing it and spilling all the milk*

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PostSubject: Re: Les Gigantes Bar and Grill   Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:22 am

...that was my favorite pitcher.

*grabs another identical pitcher of milk from below the bar*

Was.

*slides the pitcher over to TL*

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